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« Reply #1110 on: July 15, 2007, 09:08:06 PM »

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hi

*smiley spam*

*post count +1*

bye

same
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E-Mxp


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« Reply #1111 on: July 15, 2007, 09:31:29 PM »

Proffessor Human -- The quallity of the Story Game has been degrading over the days. Nowadays you can find messages like:
Quote from: "noob pl0x"
hi

*smiley spam*

*post count +1*

bye
Human -- People, where are we going too, in this crazy world. Are we only here to say unnecessary stuff, or just here to raise your post count?
........Ehh, ya? -- Helmet
Human -- No! We are here to tell a story. A interesting story, a funny story. But you all fucked it all up. Go back to the first few pages of The Story Game. You'll see the story, feel the greatness of just a original and funny story. Nowadays, people only use the storytelling style of Taiyo.uk, using emoticons to represent a caracter in a short story. I ask you again, where are we going too, in this crazy, deteriorating world.
People, please, be reasenable, make a good understanding and well thought post. If we all work on this together, we can make this work, and give the Story Game, his old title back! But till then...... *post count +1*
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Nux


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« Reply #1112 on: July 16, 2007, 12:39:47 PM »

[Oft'-O-Pick]Errm.. you're complaining about people only caring about increasing thier post count, yet you're the first person I've seen to talk about post-count as if it is an acheivement merely to have a big one. In other words, if you didn't care so much about post-count yourself, people increasing theirs with the story game wouldn't bother you.

I like the 'Taiyo.uk' (as you put it) style of the story game. It means you can make sketches and jokes short and sweet while still maintaining the continuity of the previous posters part of the story.

You might have been joking, but the post was made in a sarcastic tone which gives me the impression you're more interested in making a point[/Oft'-O-Pick]
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« Reply #1113 on: July 18, 2007, 08:50:29 PM »

Dude, you can't take everything in the Story Game seriously! It was just for fun! Just sit back and enjoy the story Cheesy

[on topic] Human -- If you go faster than light, do you go back in time??
?? -- Granger
Human -- ...Well, your aliens right? So you have come from across the solar system, right?
...Uhu. -- Granger
Human -- If you are, you have to get across such a great distance that it can take many thousands years before you arrived at earth, right?
...Uh, ya? -- Granger
Human -- So for you to get here at within a reasonable time you have to go far more faster than light, right?
....Uh, ya.... sounds logical.... -- Granger
Human -- The theory goes that if you go faster than light, you go back in time. Is that true?
.....Uh, Im not allowed to tell you such stuff..... -- Granger
Human -- Please??? **Shows him the cute eyes**
......ow, ok..... -- Granger
Human -- Yay!!! Cheesy
...well we did it by using.... -- Granger
[/on topic]
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« Reply #1114 on: July 18, 2007, 10:06:00 PM »

... P00NHAX!!1! -- Granger
Human -- OMFG DID YOU SAY P00NHAX?!?!?!!!

...
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« Reply #1115 on: July 19, 2007, 02:12:42 AM »

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P00NHAX!!1!
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HamStar


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« Reply #1116 on: July 19, 2007, 03:29:01 PM »

Indeed we used POONHAX -- Granger
 Human - M'FOG HAX!
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« Reply #1117 on: July 19, 2007, 07:09:40 PM »

Human hmm, if you travel faster than light, you go backwards in time, so if you travel slower than 0mph do you go forward in time?
Dragoon who cares about that, check out my P00NHAX!!
Human was chomped by Dragoon
Human was chomped by Dragoon
Helmet was chomped by Dragoon
Battlesuit was chomped by Dragoon
Battlesuit OMG i was in the alien base, not where you are
Dragoon P00NHAX!
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« Reply #1118 on: July 21, 2007, 01:39:51 AM »

Human -- What are "punehacks"?
?! -- Dretch
Human was eaten from within and chestbursted by Dretch
One of those. -- Dretch
Human -- :eek:

Human -- What are "punehacks"? That dretch tried to explain but I didn't understand.
?! -- Helmet
Human received a enema from Helmet
One of those. -- Helmet
Human -- :eek:

Human -- Could you tell me what a "punehack" is?
?! -- Dragoon
Human 's still beating heart was gouged from his chest by Dragoon and held before his eyes before he drew his dying breath.
One of those. -- Dragoon
Human -- :eek:

Human -- Perhaps you of infinite knowledge and wisdom can tell me, what are "punehacks"?
?! -- Overmind
Human 's head was filled with images of bush and blair in "tactical negotiations".
Overmind chewed Human 's head of with it's spiky pussy.
One of those. -- Overmind
Human -- :eek:

You look confused. -- Granger
Human -- I am.
Why? -- Granger
Human -- I just asked what these "punehacks" are and so far I've been eviscerated by a dretch, been anally assulted with a luci cannon, had my heart stolen (in a literal sense) by a goon, and then the overmind sullied my mind, body and soul with it's impure thoughts and spiky pussy. Nobody answered my question!
That's because some concepts are best explained through demonstration. -- Granger
Human -- How do you mean?
Well, after all that how would you describe yourself now? -- Granger
Human -- Uhmmmm.... pwnt?
Oh puh-leeeeees! "pwnt" just means you wasted your credits and naded yourself. -- Granger
Human -- Oh, in that case one considers himself p00nt.
That's better. Now, can you hear the small coin falling? -- Granger
Human -- OMFG! DID I JUST GET P00NH4XX0R3D?!?!!?!?!1111oneoen!!?
Four times biatch! -- Granger

...thinking of which... -- Granger
Human should have left Granger 's buildings alone.
Granger -- LOL P00NT!!1!

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« Reply #1119 on: August 03, 2007, 12:00:25 AM »

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« Reply #1120 on: August 03, 2007, 06:59:35 AM »

lol 38 pages

u guys realy love 'dis thread'
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HamStar


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« Reply #1121 on: August 03, 2007, 01:39:22 PM »

It was good until people started not contibuting to it...
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« Reply #1122 on: August 03, 2007, 02:09:19 PM »

Its turned crp with all this story-in-a-post crap, and wee images.
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« Reply #1123 on: September 06, 2007, 08:21:26 AM »

Dretch -- I AM THE NECROMANCER!
No, you're a dretch. -- Granger
Dretch -- I RAISE THE DEAD!!
No, you make the dead by biting the living. -- Granger
Dretch -- I RAISE THIS THREAD!!1!
Why? It's spam. It isn't even funny anymore. -- Granger
Dretch -- How do we improve this thread then?
Unsure. Ideas? -- Granger
Dretch -- lolcats?
No. -- Granger
Dretch -- lolaiens?
No. -- Granger
Dretch -- pwnshots?
No. -- Granger
Dretch -- Brilliantly written tales of epic battles with deep and involving plots?
No. -- Granger
Dretch -- Then what?

...
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HamStar


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« Reply #1124 on: September 06, 2007, 03:04:35 PM »

Granger -- POONHAX!
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Wormi


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« Reply #1125 on: September 06, 2007, 05:01:34 PM »

Granger - Yeeahhh thats the idea, we will improve this thread with even more POONHAX!!1! <crazy laughter>
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« Reply #1126 on: September 06, 2007, 08:52:14 PM »

Dretch -- Z0MFG!!!!!11 DID YUO SAY P00NHAX!?!?!?!?Huh?!??!!
Don't start that shit again. -- Human
!slap Dretch 9999 -- Human
Dretch felt Human 's authoritay
Dretch -- OMG DIDNT U HEER?! HE SED P00NHAX!!!1!!11!ELEVENTY0NW!!11
!mute Dretch -- Human
!slap Dretch 9999 -- Human
Dretch felt Human 's authoritay
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« Reply #1127 on: September 06, 2007, 08:54:36 PM »

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Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
P00NHAX!!1!


this thread was O.K. then people started adopting the taiyo way to do things, which was interesting for maybe 5 posts

then it got to the point to where i thought i should spam it to try to derail it and get it locked
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« Reply #1128 on: September 07, 2007, 01:00:21 AM »

Tyrant -- Did someone ask for P00NHAX!!!1!!!!!?Huh??
 Dretch -- Yes! Me! Give, give, give!
 Human -- !mute  Dretch
 Dretch was muted by  Human
 Human -- No more p00nhax spam, ok?
 Tyrant -- NEVAH!
 Basilisk -- NEVER!
 Adv Marauder -- NEVAR!
 Dragoon -- NEVURH!
 Marauder -- NEVOR!
 Jetpack -- I'm a jetpack!
 Human -- !kick jetpack jettard
 Jetpack was kicked by  Human Reason: Jettard
 Helmet -- What was that for?! He was my friend.
 Battlesuit -- OMFG! LET'S PLAY! P00NHAX!!!1!!!
 Human -- !mute battlesuit
 Battlesuit -- Never try to mute your mother!
 Human -- OMFG! Oops, I mean sorry mum.
 Helmet -- What about me?
 Human -- Who the heck are you?
 Helmet -- Human, *deep breathing* I AM YOUR FATHER!
 Human -- No you aren't!
 Helmet -- You're right.
 Human should have left  Granger 's buildings alone
 Human -- OMFG! I didn't even touch them!
 Battlesuit -- !mute human
 Human was muted by  Battlesuit
 Human , Helmet , Battlesuit , Granger , Dretch , Basilisk , Marauder , Adv Marauder , Dragoon  and  Cheesy should have gotten out of the way of My  Tyrant
 Tyrant P00NHAX!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1129 on: September 07, 2007, 01:50:39 AM »

Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
P00NHAX!!1!
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« Reply #1130 on: September 07, 2007, 07:23:57 AM »

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this thread was O.K. then people started adopting the taiyo way to do things, which was interesting for maybe 5 posts


Nah lots of this stories were much fun :]
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« Reply #1131 on: September 07, 2007, 10:23:50 AM »

Helmet was chomped on by  Dragoon
Helmet  > Armoury
 Jetpack    
 Helmet -- Cant Get Meh Now Im Safe
 Dragoon -- Ahahahahhah
 Helmet was ponced on by  Dragoon
Helmet  > Armoury
 Jetpack  
 Helmet was ponced on by  Dragoon
Helmet  > Armoury
 Jetpack  
Helmet was ponced on by  Dragoon
Dragoon -- He'll never learn Tongue
Helmet was ponced on by  Dragoon *PI^9999999
Dragoon was gunned down by a turret
Dragoon -- Cry
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 Helmet  > Armoury
 Jetpack
Granger --Hmmm (LIght bulb ... IDEA)
 Hive Hive Hive Hive Hive Hive Hive Hive Hive Hive
 Helmet was hunted down by the swarm
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« Reply #1132 on: September 07, 2007, 02:41:18 PM »

Helmet -- I got ponced!
You mean pounced? -- Battlesuit
Helmet -- No, it was a goon, and it ponced me!
Like Monty Don ponces people's gardens? -- Battlesuit
Helmet -- Not quite, it jumped really high and bit my legs off.
That's called getting p00nt. -- Battlesuit

Dragoon -- heh you got p00nt because I have P00NHAX!!1!

Helmet -- Did...
Battlesuit -- Was...
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« Reply #1133 on: September 07, 2007, 05:47:58 PM »

Battlesuit the quality of this story makes me sad Sad

 Human *snigger*
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« Reply #1134 on: September 07, 2007, 06:49:11 PM »

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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« Reply #1135 on: September 07, 2007, 06:51:10 PM »

SP00NHAX!!1!
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« Reply #1136 on: September 10, 2007, 07:10:07 PM »

Human -- OMFG! Did U just say SP00NHAX!!!1!!!???
 Yes, we made a mistake earlier and you obviously missed the s in front of the P00NHAX!!1! -- Granger
 Human -- So what is a SP00NHAX!!1!??

PS:
I loved the punehax bit from before and rofl'd for ages so please try something like that again.
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« Reply #1137 on: September 10, 2007, 07:51:20 PM »

Granger -- Spoonhax? That's the blue substance you see behind me, it's very unstable atm, and when it turns red... we have 2 seconds to life.
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« Reply #1138 on: September 10, 2007, 09:27:17 PM »

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SP00NHAX!!1!
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« Reply #1139 on: March 23, 2008, 04:11:05 AM »

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