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Glunnator


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« Reply #990 on: May 31, 2007, 05:10:16 PM »

Dretch was VAPORIZED by  Cool's matrix pwnage

 Cool -- *sigh* They never learn...

EggDretch *respawn*

Dretch -- Hai!
 Cool -- OMFGWTHZOMGPARANOIAHAX!!!!!!!
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mooseberry
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« Reply #991 on: May 31, 2007, 06:19:56 PM »

Smiley There is no spoon, and it does not bend it is you who...
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Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.
E-Mxp


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« Reply #992 on: May 31, 2007, 08:18:26 PM »

Quote from: "mooseberry"
Smiley There is no spoon, and it does not bend it is you who...
OMG, Plz see the movie again!!
**Me quoting The Matrix I haven't seen in 2 years**

Kid - Do not try to bend the spoon.... That's impossible.... Instead only try to realize the truth.
What truth. - Neo
Kid - There is no spoon
There is no spoon? - Neo
Kid - ... and than you will see it is not the spoon that bends.... its only yourself.

mooseberry got P00nD by E-Mxp's UBeR, but totally useless quote!!

Me - Sp00N!!!!! Cheesy
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« Reply #993 on: May 31, 2007, 08:41:41 PM »

Dretch -- sp00/\/|-|4x!!1!
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mooseberry
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« Reply #994 on: May 31, 2007, 11:55:04 PM »

Sad  waaa Spoon Pooned!
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Glunnator


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« Reply #995 on: June 01, 2007, 06:01:27 PM »

Or version two:
Kid: There is no neo
Neo: There is no neo?
*bone crackle*
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ShadowNinjaDudeMan


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« Reply #996 on: June 01, 2007, 09:21:57 PM »

BUT THEN THERE WAS A TERRIBLE MON_STER



(say its not amazing and Ill bit yer kneecaps off!)[/img]
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My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!
HamStar


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« Reply #997 on: June 01, 2007, 10:02:01 PM »

But it was found and assimilated by the army of HamStar's, a hybrid combination on jelly monster and hamster!

 Dretch -- Dudes, why do we look like dretches? O.o
Cuz no-one can see our true forms! If, they do, then we're screwed! --  Dretch
 Dretch -- M'kay
 Human --Omg! Dretches! *shoots*
 Human was assimilated by  Dretch
 Dretch -- NEW PROWERS!!!
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« Reply #998 on: June 06, 2007, 11:51:20 AM »

Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"
BUT THEN THERE WAS A TERRIBLE MON_STER



(say its not amazing and Ill bit yer kneecaps off!)[/img]

its not amazing and  u call it a tyrant
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but a small twisty barrel will have small pew pew's, and small pew pew's can hurt mr.tyrant.
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« Reply #999 on: June 06, 2007, 12:00:36 PM »

Granger  Well I'm here to tell you MY story.

When I was a young granger I...
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« Reply #1000 on: June 06, 2007, 03:56:55 PM »

went to sleep for a 99999999999,999999999999,999999999,9999999999,999999999,999999,99899,9999,999,99
gozillionbilzillionakdkfmasmkdajfkjdsklfmaskldfma kslejriqu years




WOO-HOOOO 1000 post!!!!!Me go 1000 times more crazy me jug 1000 gallons of milk.Me go potty 1000 times.I got sent to the janitor 1000 times!!!!
1000 woo-hoo!!!!
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« Reply #1001 on: June 06, 2007, 05:41:16 PM »

Marauder -- When I was young I started a clan.
Really, what was it called? -- Granger
Marauder -- n00bs with b00bs
But you have no b00bz! -- Granger
Marauder -- We got implants. Anyway, we thought that the most l33t clan was the one with the largest and most colourful clan tag. We even wrote a hack to make our names appear larger than everyone else's in the console. People feared us. We were THE clan to be in. I've even kept this copy of a server log as a reminder of the good ol' days:

Quote from: "server log"
Joe Public was caught in the fallout of t3h p\/\/nz's lucifer cannon
Joe Public: lolbob was bitten by dr3tch
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive connected
Joe Public: OH NOES!
bob: ONOZZONZOZNOZ!
t3h p\/\/nz: ONEINZ


Are they still around? -- Granger
Marauder -- No, the clan had to end some time ago.
So what happened? -- Granger
Marauder -- It's a long story, you see one day...
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HamStar


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« Reply #1002 on: June 06, 2007, 05:48:35 PM »

Armoury explodes

 Human -- ZOMG NINJA!
 Dretch EATEN T3H PWNZ0r NOOB!
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« Reply #1003 on: June 06, 2007, 09:32:03 PM »

Quote from: "Server Log"
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive connected


Cooler: UH oh!!!

Deadtoilet: Oh noez!!! The Boobzorz are 2 good for us!!1! We must do something!

'++PIKA++'Teh Admin: You are rite!! action! !ban {}N{} 150d They to good

Boobzorz were banned Duration: 150 days Reason: They to good
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मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.
n00b.pl0x.


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« Reply #1004 on: June 06, 2007, 10:42:41 PM »

n00b.pl0x. connected

n00b.pl0x.: Hey guys, what's up.
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Steely Ann


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« Reply #1005 on: June 06, 2007, 10:44:29 PM »

\callvote kick n00b.pl0x. is omg n00b
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Nux


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« Reply #1006 on: June 07, 2007, 12:35:06 AM »

150 days later..

Quote from: "Server Log"
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r entered the game
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF entered the game
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive entered the game

UnashamedPlayer: Uh oh..

``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r:OMFG!! That took forever!

Boobzorz were banned Duration: another 150 days Reason: They didn't learn the first time

UnnamedMayor: Woah! That was scary.
UnashamedPlayer: Don't worry. They're gone now.


This IS a long story -- Granger
Marauder -- Told ya
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« Reply #1007 on: June 09, 2007, 09:32:56 AM »

Granger -- So what happened to your implants?
Well, I was giving this tyrant a ... -- Marauder
Granger -- OH GOD STOP! GROSS!
What?! -- Marauder
Granger -- What you were about to say!
What? I was giving this tyrant a hand getting out of a deep hole, then someone mass drove my implants. -- Marauder
Granger -- Oh, right, that's alright then.


Tyrant -- Remember when the humans were all furries? I like furries.
wtf?! Why? -- Basilisk
Tyrant -- Because they're easy to eat.
How so? -- Basilisk
Tyrant -- Because they have twisted fantasies about us.
so? -- Basilisk
Tyrant -- So I just had to give them the wink and they'd go all horny thinking that I'm coming on to them, then they put their guns down and get close to me, then I eat them!
kewel! -- Basilisk


Shh! Here comes one now! -- Basilisk
Tyrant -- How do you know it's a furry?
The overmind can sense his thoughts. -- Basilisk
Tyrant -- Eww.

Human -- mmmm yiffy aliens!

Tyrant *wink*

Human -- Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Tyrant ROOOOOAAAARRR *CHOMP!* Human
Human was erotically vored by Tyrant

Tyrant -- :eek:
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Glunnator


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« Reply #1008 on: June 09, 2007, 07:27:08 PM »

Reactor suddenly exploded for no apparent reason at all
 Telenode should have ran further
 Armoury should have ran further
 Human should have ran further
 Human should have ran further
 Helmet should have ran further
 Telenode should have ran further
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HamStar


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« Reply #1009 on: June 09, 2007, 09:02:27 PM »

Adv Marauder -- Zomg it really DOES work!!11!
 Tyrant -- You doubted me? Don't the EVER doubt me!!!
 Tyrant gave  Adv Marauder  "hugs" from behind
 Tyrant -- Say it!!
 Marauder -- I'm your biatch...
 Tyrant --Damn right!
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« Reply #1010 on: June 09, 2007, 09:40:31 PM »

Basilisk -- ffs! Stop yiffing that marauder!
It doubted me! -- Tyrant
Basilisk -- and thats what you do when people doubt you?!
Works every time -- Tyrant
Basilisk -- Shh, here comes a human!

Human -- I'm gonna p00n j00 with mah lcannon!
No you won't. I'll eat you long before you p00n me. -- Tyrant
Human -- I don't think so.
You mean you doubt what I'm saying is true? You're doubting me? -- Tyrant
Basilisk -- uh oh...
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Nux


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« Reply #1011 on: June 09, 2007, 10:06:29 PM »

Basilisk -- I'll just grab some popcorn

Tyrant was missed by Human's lucifer cannon
Human should have aimed before firing
Tyrant wasn't caught in the fallout of Human's several shots
The floor couldn't escape Human's grenade

Basilisk -- Aww dang!

Basilisk should have grabbed some butter to go with his popcorn
Tyrant is all charged up
Human is frantic
Overmind felt the full force of Human's panic
The Overmind Is Dying!
Human was sensually yiffed by Tyrant
The Overmind Is Dying!

Basilisk -- Errr.. doesn't look like you're dying...

The Overmind Is Dying!

Tyrant -- No you're not

The Overmind Is Dying!
Overmind shouldn't have doubted Tyrant

Basilisk -- Noooooooooo!!

Basilisk got too close to the overmind
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Glunnator


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« Reply #1012 on: June 10, 2007, 08:02:44 PM »

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... and xD
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« Reply #1013 on: June 10, 2007, 09:43:53 PM »

Dretch --
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E-Mxp


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« Reply #1014 on: June 11, 2007, 07:10:08 AM »

OMG, the last post of Taiyo.uk has proven that he IS the Total and Utter King[/color] of the forums.
That's right!! After many posts he finally reached the highest class available in live!!!
You heard it right!!! He is.....

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
His ego MUST be most pleased after he heard he is officially......

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
The birds are singing when he arrives, the sun shines on his glory, and all living beings tremble by his appearance!!
For he is......

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
......And nobody has the right to disagree!!!! For he is....

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
......And you have to live with it!!! Cheesy
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HamStar


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« Reply #1015 on: June 11, 2007, 04:58:42 PM »

He has chikn :/
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Wormi


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« Reply #1016 on: June 11, 2007, 06:53:10 PM »

You can has chkn is gift
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« Reply #1017 on: June 11, 2007, 07:27:41 PM »

then a dretch kssed at another one and they started kssin together forevah and ever more

btw the game was better when ppl werent usin those dumb-tremicons
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Fukacz


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« Reply #1018 on: June 11, 2007, 07:39:06 PM »

then Fukacz said 'FU!' and got kicked by admin
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« Reply #1019 on: June 11, 2007, 07:54:50 PM »

Dretch -- kssss!
ksss? -- Dretch
Dretch -- Ks. Ksss kss ksssss.
KSSS?! -- Dretch
Dretch -- Ksss; kss, kssss kss ksssss.
KS KS KS KSSSS!!!11!11oneone!!1 -- Dretch
Granger -- GRRRrrRRrRR!
Kss? -- Dretch
Kss? -- Dretch
Granger -- GrrGRRrrrRRg.
Defense Computer Dretch -- Ksss. Kss ksssss kss.

...

Defense Computer Dretch -- There, all done.
What's all done? -- Granger
Defense Computer Dretch -- Babelfish is working again.
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