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« Reply #960 on: May 24, 2007, 04:43:04 PM »

this film is rated PG13 for its use of graphic violance and distributing lanague.
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It was a dark day on the planet tremor untill...

ZZZZZzzz!!!

AAAAAAA!!!

THE TREMULOUS SAW GUN MASSACURE!!!!!

-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz!

tremulous we never be the same aging...


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« Reply #961 on: May 24, 2007, 06:58:05 PM »

-- O my god..... Im scared
Me to!!!..... He is going to get us!!1 Basilisk

omg....omg....omg..... We must hide!!!
Noo.... He will hear us sneaking.... I'm so scared!! -- Basilisk

**ZZZZZzzzzz**
Dretch

omg, he is comming!!!! We are all gonna DIE!!!
Dretch

..... I can't stand this anymore.... Im gonna run for my LIVE!!!
NOO, don't leave me here!!! Dont leave!! -- Basilisk

-- Somewhere in a dark corner --
Dretch

-- omg, omg, I'm gonna die!!!1
**ZZZZZzzzzz**
Dretch

-- No, no, no, no.....
**ZZZZZzzzzz**
Dretch

-- NOOOOOOO!!!

Quote from: "Arena Announcer"

Humiliation!!

P00nD


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« Reply #962 on: May 24, 2007, 08:12:20 PM »

should have left Granger

's buildings alone

Granger

-- HUMILIATION!!1!


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« Reply #963 on: May 25, 2007, 02:47:03 PM »

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THE TREMULOUS SAW GUN MASSACURE!!!!!

-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz!

Tremulous painsaw massacre, noob! >:[


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« Reply #964 on: May 25, 2007, 03:51:51 PM »

Zomg, Ph34R mein clawh4x!
Battlesuit

was mauled by Tyrant

--Zomg! If you had painsaw claws, then...

Granger

--Wtf? hummies sawed our OM! We are Doomed!
Tyrant

Nah, I was just testing my psaw claw.
Granger

--Zomg d3c0nz0r!!!
/callvote kick Tyrant

F1 for free admin!!


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« Reply #965 on: May 25, 2007, 04:35:13 PM »

Vote [1]: Kick Tyrant

for "omg omg omg dec0nz3rz!!111" Yes: 26 No: 0

Tyrant

-- !cancelvote
!cancelvote: Tyrant

decided that everyone voted no.
Tyrant

-- !slap

-- Build another overmind bitch!
Tyrant

-- roar.

...


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« Reply #966 on: May 26, 2007, 06:48:53 AM »

No, hey, what are you doing?

Granger

We are tired of working for you.

AHHHH!!!


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« Reply #967 on: May 26, 2007, 12:09:40 PM »

was caught in the backfire of his

-- OMFG H4X
Tyrant

-- ph33r mein l33t admin damagereversing hax powers!


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« Reply #968 on: May 26, 2007, 01:28:04 PM »

-- Fine, we're going to another server.
Yeah, crap admin. -- Human

-- BYE.
Enjoy your empty server -- Dragoon

-- Other sever is much better.

Tyrant

-- !denyquit all
!denyquit: This isn't a game anymore.

Tyrant

-- Just try it bitchen!


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« Reply #969 on: May 26, 2007, 02:26:04 PM »

-- Zomgz! We are t3h doomed!!!
Marauder

-- Switch your frickin' computers off!
Tyrant

-- !denyoff all
Everone was DENYOFFED by Tyrant

--OMFG! j00 h4x!!
Reactor

was DECONSTRUCTED by Human

was DECONSTRUCTED by Human

kiled himself
Tyrant

-- !ban

deconner

-- !restart

And so, the game carried on for hours on ends, until...


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« Reply #970 on: May 26, 2007, 03:50:35 PM »

--DIE!!

was sawed by

--PWNT!

-- !permaban

waaaaaaaaaaah he killed me =(
!permaban:

has been PERMABANNED by Tyrant

--PWNT!!!

But,

came up and Tyrant

cuddled him.
Tyrant

--AWWWWWWW...HOW CUTE!!!

--GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Tyrant

was pweent by

's extreme overloaded rage that released all the power of admin and everybody was free from Tyrant

's tyranny!

YAY!!!

But...


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but a small twisty barrel will have small pew pew's, and small pew pew's can hurt mr.tyrant.

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« Reply #971 on: May 26, 2007, 05:42:39 PM »

Then,

showed up!
OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!
1337 Server OPERATOR---> <---T3h UBER Admin

Battlesuit

-- What's going on here?!
Dretch

-- it's

again. he's abusing.
Battlesuit

-- Again?!
Dretch

-- yes, sir.
Battlesuit

-- Who can confirm this?!
Dretch

-- me

-- me 2

-- me

-- me twoop
Human

-- me six

-- mein twei
Helmet

-- yup

-- not me

-- Then it shall be done!
!setlevel: Tyrant

was given level 0 by Battlesuit

!ban:

was banned by Battlesuit

. duration: 1 week. reason: abuse

Dretch

-- tank you, oh mihgty admin!
Battlesuit

-- No Problem, friend. And for god's sake, learn to type.
Dretch

-- wtf?!1! what has i done?
Battlesuit

-- Apart from the occasional typo, you don't use capitals.
Dretch

-- ...


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« Reply #972 on: May 26, 2007, 06:31:56 PM »

UnnamedPlayer connected
UnnamedPlayer joined the aliens.

Egg

*pop*

*evolve*

-- !setlevel Battlesuit

-100
!setlevel: Battlesuit

was given level -100 by Tyrant

-- !ban

9999999999999999999999 I hack.
!ban: Battlesuit

was banned for 9999999999999999999999 millennia by Tyrant

Reason: I hack.

Tyrant

-- !slapall 9999999999

Human

felt

's authoritay
Dretch

felt

's authoritay
Dragoon

felt

's authoritay
Helmet

felt

's authoritay
Marauder

felt

's authoritay
Battlesuit

felt

's authoritay
Granger

felt

's authoritay
Human

felt

's authoritay

Tyrant

-- roar.

-- OH NOES!
Tyrant

-- !mute

!mute:

was spanked by Tyrant

's STFU stick.
Tyrant

-- !slap

9999
!slap: Dretch

felt

's authoritay.
Tyrant

-- FEAR MY ABUSE BITCHES!

Tyrant

-- !idchoppers
!idchoppers: ... doesn't suck -gm

Tyrant

*bzzzzzzzzz*
Overmind

DESTROYED by TEAMMATE Tyrant

-- WTF? OM!!

Tyrant

-- !slap

9999

-- BUILD ANOTHER BITCH!


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« Reply #973 on: May 26, 2007, 08:46:21 PM »

But then god got mad and killed the big fat sad old hacker man as he was sitting behind his computer and so the threat of Tyrant

was irradicated for all time.

However, hackers are never alone...

Being the server operator, Battlesuit

unbanned himself and restored his status with the rcon pass, but little did he know that...


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« Reply #974 on: May 26, 2007, 09:14:58 PM »

...|-|/-\><><[]R \/\/4z |34(|<!!1!

Defense Computer

*type* *h4x0r* *change rcon password*
What are you doing? -- Granger

-- I'm haxx0ring a tremulous server.
Why? -- Granger

-- Well, all the people playing trem will get pissed off then stop playing, then they'll join up with haos redro then get sent out to attack us, then we'll have more food!
Kewel! What do you do once you're in? -- Granger

-- I kickban all the admins then change the rcon password. I then abuse all the players like the little bitches they are.

Quote from: "server log"

UnnamedPlayer connected.
UnnamedPlayer joined the humans.

Armoury

was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Human

was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Turret

was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Turret

was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Helmet

was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Human

was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Helmet

was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Reactor

was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Human

was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Battlesuit

was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Telenode

was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Turret

was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Medstat

was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
Human

: WTF!!

: OMG BAN!!
UnnamedPlayer: !mute all
!mute: Everyone was muted by UnnamedPlayer
UnnamedPlayer: !slapall
!slapall: EVERYONE IS DEAD.
UnnamedPlayer: !deconall
!deconall: kthxbai!
UnnamedPlayer disconnected.

-- Did it work?
We'll find out soon. -- Dretch

-- OMG HUMANS!

Helmet

-- ALRIGHT YOU PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS LISTEN UP! You will attack the alien base together, go for the eggs and leave the overmind till last, NOW MOVE!!
Human

-- YES SIR! -- Human

was bitten by Dretch

-- Yes, it worked.


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« Reply #975 on: May 27, 2007, 02:47:38 PM »

was squished by a random pressure exhaust by fault of quantum instability

Dretch

-- WTH?!


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« Reply #976 on: May 28, 2007, 03:43:03 PM »

-- I'm back!!!

Adv Marauder

-- ZOMG CHIKN!
Granger

--THA's MEIN!


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« Reply #977 on: May 28, 2007, 04:01:50 PM »

-- OMFG A TALKIN CHIKN
Tyrant

-- wha-...acid tube...just... :eek:
Barricade

-- The chikn looks roasted too
Tyrant

-- :eek: :eek:
Overmind

-- Ya, looks like we can live off this chikn for a whole day! It's THAT big! ...dude, are you ok? You don't look too well...
Tyrant

-- :eek: :eek: :eek:


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« Reply #978 on: May 28, 2007, 09:05:50 PM »

I am teh 1337357 h4x0r!!!

All bow down to me!!!

Granger

NO!

!bow granger

Granger

bowed

so than...


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« Reply #979 on: May 28, 2007, 09:10:42 PM »

(Anyone notice the chicken's... female sex organ...?)


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« Reply #980 on: May 28, 2007, 09:22:23 PM »

-- Indeed. After extensive studies of avian anatomy I conclude that, due to the presence of female sexual organs, this chicken is a hen.

Defense Computer

-- Whatever. I'm bored. Time for some more griefing.

Quote from: "console"

UnnamedPlayer entered the game.
UnnamedPlayer joined the aliens.

It's you! -- Marauder

-- How are you gentlemen?
What you say? -- Marauder

-- All your base are belong to me. You have no chance to !ban make your time.
Tyrant

-- !deconall
!deconall: ha ha ha.
we still has chkn. we can survive for weeks. -- Marauder

-- !eat chkn
!eat: chkn. u eated it.
Tyrant

exploded.

-- bollocks.


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« Reply #981 on: May 29, 2007, 05:23:49 PM »

then 5 words thread assimilated...


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« Reply #982 on: May 29, 2007, 08:55:07 PM »

and got split up again


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« Reply #983 on: May 29, 2007, 09:42:46 PM »

-- P00NHAX!


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« Reply #984 on: May 29, 2007, 10:59:54 PM »

-- Not this again...


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« Reply #985 on: May 30, 2007, 11:48:35 AM »

\/\/7|=? \/\/4|-|7 |<1/\/[) 0|= (0/\/\4/\/[) /\/\4|,35 '/0|_| 741_|< 0/\/1_'/ 1/\/ 13375|*34|<?

Tyrant

! [)0/\/7 |</\/0\/\/ 8|_|7 /\/0\/\/ /\/\'/ 1337/\/355 !5 50 6P\347 ! (4/\/ |*\/\//\/ /\/0085 4/\/[) 7|-|3'/ 411 \/\/!11
[)!3

Dragoon

5\/\/33333333333777

Dretch

'/35 \/\/3 (4/\/ 4(7|_|411'/ |-|4\/3 4 |=|_|/\/ 64/\/\3 0|= 7P\3/\/\

Human

\/\/04|-| \/\/|-|47 !5 7|-|15 \/\/31rd 14/\/6|_|463?

Dretch

\/\/|-|47 4 /\/008

//notstory//
in case no one can tell what P\ is it's R


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« Reply #986 on: May 30, 2007, 02:40:01 PM »

-- what? The only thing I understood was "SWEEEEEET"
|_34P\|\| |_3375P34|<, |\|[][]B!! -- Booster

-- :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


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« Reply #987 on: May 30, 2007, 04:27:28 PM »

-- One must object to this rampant misuse of non-alphanumeric characters. I find it rather offensive to the eye. Furthermore, it is a hindrance to important communications. One insists that hereafter, only proper and concise language be use...

Basilisk

couldn't escape Human

's grenade.
Human

-- |_[]||3P\5|<8Z! `/|_|[] P\ 5(()) !1337 3/\/|_|= 4|)15!!11!!1oneone *

So then...
* Lollerskates! You are so not elite enough for this. oneoneone.