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[E-Mxp]

killed himself and respawned at the other side of the

Didn't you hear the news?? --
-- No, what is it?
The humans stopt attacking a hour ago! --
-- Why would they do that?
They are standing there, looking at a picture next to the armoury --
**presses tab**
-- OMG!! There are 12 hummies, all 0 kills!!
went to human base
-- Oooh, its just porn!.... Porn?!

-- Where did go?
Ooh, to human base --
Didn't you hear the news?? --

[offtopic] Waiting for Tremradio!! I tuned in last Saturday and there was only the background music .
And the show of February gets boring after a month listening on my mp3player [/offtopic]

[Surge]

-- They are developing a new gun called the porn cannon.
It utilises th-

Yeah yeah i know --

-- You KNOW??

I invented it duh --

-- You fool!!

Fuck off--

   was porned by TEAMATE 's porn cannon

Muahaha--:dretch:

  irradiporned himself

-- damn now i need to spawn again in the 15-year long queue

[Glunnator]

so, 15 years later...

[KobraKaine]

Billy the Gerbil rose to power in Sicily.  Surrounded by legions of Mafia rats and mercenary pigeons, he sat upon his throne in peace for many a year.  Then one day, his most trusted advisor Sally the Badger began whispering ideas of power and fame into his head.

Billy took her advice and began a campaign to rule first Europe, and then the rest of the world.

[Surge]

there were no spawns left

Humans win

[Taiyo.uk]

Billy was mauled by
was chaingunned by
was chomped by
was mass driven by
was bitten by
was gunned down by
fell foul to gravity.

then...

[Glunnator]

the game crashed because there weren't any spawns left.
New game on Ancient Remains.

hummies moved to the lava room but then aliens decided to...

[Taiyo.uk]

...build a tree base!

-- ph34r me i am de skwirrel! ...cuz i hav baes in der treez!

-- Where are the aliens?
Dunno, statue room? --
*dig* *dig* *bury* -- No, I checked there, perhaps they moved to our old base?
Might have, let's go and check --
-- WTF?! I can't move! I'm stuck to the ground!

-- lol buried your nuts cuz I'm de skwirrel!

so then...

[Glunnator]

ran off to fins alien base, leaving   to be eaten by   .
  should leave 's buildings alone


  -- WTH?! I didn't touch your buildings!
So what? You should anyway!--

  was mauled by 's tyrant (lol!)

  -- it seems my team is out of luck...
Hell yeah!--

  was destroyed by
  was destroyed by
  was destroyed by
  was destroyed by
  was destroyed by
  was destroyed by
  was destroyed by
  was destroyed by
  was destroyed by
  should leave 's buildings alone
  should leave 's buildings alone
  should leave 's buildings alone
  should leave 's buildings alone
  should leave 's buildings alone
  should leave 's buildings alone
  should leave 's buildings alone
  should leave 's buildings alone
  should leave 's buildings alone
  should leave 's buildings alone

Aliens win

  -- UBER PWNAGE!!!!!

[Taiyo.uk]

but one human had survived...

-- I'm still stuck! Someone help me dig my nuts out!

[E-Mxp]

-- Plz, sombody help me!

**GoGo PowerGrangers!!!**

red -- You need some help?
WTF!!?? --
blue -- He is just a human, leave him.
OMG, noooo!! --:human:
red -- No, its our duty to help the poor and the crippled! We must help him
Ow, alright. -- yellow
Powergrangers *dig* *dig*

-- Hey thanks!
blasted yellow
blasted blue

red -- WTF! We helped you!
Ur aliens!! must dIe!!! --

red -- It's morphing time!!!!
PANCAKES!!!!! --

at that moment the "green" (the normal one) arrived....
--...

[Taiyo.uk]

-- i are skwirral! i been hibernating and now i hungry! i must find the nuts i buried!

-- Oh there they are on that human!
ONOZ!!1! --
-- CHOMP! MUNCH!

later...

-- quick build medi!
ROFL! Why is your voice so high? Planning on joining a choir? --
-- Shaddap! ...and build a medi!
LOLOLOL! Sing a song and I will. --
-- Fine! I'll build it myself!
DECONSTRUCTED by
-- Noooooo! I can't get a ckit!
Sing "mann gegen mann" and I'll build a medi. --
-- Nooo! plzjustbuildmeagoddammedi!

so then...

[Glunnator]

Then a cat came along, pounced on the granger, and walked over to h base, and said...

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Your pussy ate the squirrel granger.
My pussy is always hungry for meat. --
--  :eek:

[Glunnator]

One day and came along and found a human base with no turrets, teslas, or anything, really, but spawns. They also noticed none of the hummies had guns. All the hummies had swords.
†:human:  †:human:  †  †

 -- what's going on?
--Dunno. That guys looks like their leader! let's ask.

--Hey dude... what's going on?
This? this is Sparta!--:helmet:†
--So I'm going to have to make a joke about Madness, right?
what?--:helmet:†
--Never mind.

--so what was it?
--It's sparta.
--....huh?
--Yeah I know.

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Swords? MEDIEVAL TREMULOUS!!!1!1!
Well, no, actually. Haos Redro staff spent all their time playing war§ow and never got round to delivering new weapons and ammo. We had to make these swords from sticks. --
-- So you only have swords made from sticks to attack us with.
Yes. We also have bows made from a stick and some string, and arrows made from more sticks. --
-- Then why don't you stay in your base behind your turrets?
We have no reactor. We tried to make another from some sticks but it didn't work. --

Suddenly...
-- ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
zomg! CAMMAAAAAAN! --
-- Let's play CTG!!1!
Capture The Granger? --
-- Yes, like CTF but with grangeren. Here, have a granger
Aww cute! -- *cuddles* -- grr.

so then...

[Glunnator]

then we found ourselves in the familiar situation of:
*hug* *pet* *cuddle*--   --GrrrRRrrRRRRRR!!

...suddenly:
ALLRIGHT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!--   --...huh?

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PEST! STUPID FLESHLUMP! UGLY PIECE OF PINK!   --but pink's a cute colour...*whimper*

AAArARAraRARGRRAgRAgarRRAAAAAAAARRRGHH!!! *ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!*--           --*triple pink whimper*

  should have used a medkit against 's uber pwnage

  -- Dude, ew! You covered our entire base with blood!
STFU!!! YOU THINK I'M CUTE?! HERE'S SOMETHING CUTE! --
  was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE 's angry rampage

  -- OMG!! !!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
WHAT?! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! --
  -- er.. n.. no-.. no-AAAGH
was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE 's angry rampage


  -- AND WHAT ARE YOU GUYS STARING AT?! HUH?!!
  -- uh...
  was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE 's angry rampage
  was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE 's angry rampage
  was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE 's angry rampage
  was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE 's angry rampage
  killed TEAMMATE

  -- calm down, dude!

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Yeah, calm down!
OK!... Ok, alright, I'm calm. It's just so frustrating when all people want to do is cuddle you --
-- I'm sorry, I just get a little carried away at times. I'll get a kitten or something to pet instead.
Good idea. I'll get a stress ball. --
-- So we're even now?
Even. --
-- Aww how sweet! *hug*

--  :evil: !!1!  :evil:  :evil:  :evil: !1!1!!!1111 :evil: ! :evil: !!!!!! :evil: !!1!!!  :evil:  :evil: !!!

-- *eep*

...

[E-Mxp]

[offtopic] OMG, dude: "... brutally disintegrated by 's angry rampage." "... should have used a medkit against 's uber pwnage"
I laught my brains out!!! Thats UBER!![/offtopic]

... and so, total war was released! The was the MASTER , the ONE , TO RULE THAM ALL!!
Humans and Aliens conbined forces to fight the UBEr .

-- I am the Master ! Resistance is futile!! You will be PWND!!!
Yo dude! This isn't LOTR/StarTrek! --
-- I quote whatever I want, so... Die!!

was CHOPPED TO PIECES by 's axe, while using the Power of the Ring**Sauron scene**
was VAPORIZED by 's Laser Rifle!

-- OMG! What have you done!!
The great . We meet at last. --
-- Yo dude! This isn't the Matrix!
I quote whatever I want, so... Die!!! --

was POPPED IN THE HEAD by L33t Bullet-Time-Motion

[Glunnator]

[offtopic]

[offtopic] OMG, dude: "... brutally disintegrated by 's angry rampage." "... should have used a medkit against 's uber pwnage"
I laught my brains out!!! Thats UBER!![/offtopic]

Hey, thanks man! [/offtopic]

Then woke up from his best dream ever, finding himself surrounded by turrets each 1mm out of range.
Any movement would result in death. Then, uberleetninjadretch () came along, and saw that was in deep trouble.
-- hang on, dude! I'm gonna bust ya outta here!
So installed a pulley on the ceiling, and with holding the other end of the rope, he let himself slowly be hauled down to . (lol mission impossible ftw)
When was all safe, got confuzedz.
-- dude, why did we just save him? he'll kill us all!
-- no he won't!
-- yes he will, look!
*hug* *pet* *cuddle* -- -- GGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
-- We're all doomed!
-- don't worry, dude!
*leet ninja moves*
should have stepped out of the way of 's uber ninja 1337ness.

-- MUAHAHAHHA! I SHALL PWN ALL! I AM TEH NINJADRETCH! PH33R MY LEETNESS! PH33R MY NINJANESS! PH33R MY DRETCHNESS! PH33-*gluk*

felt the full force of 's cuddle cannon

-- OMFG!!!  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:

[floodbud]

hey, i just raised my post count!
-about all this thread is good for.
____________
Floodbud

[powerover]

hey, i just raised my post count!
-about all this thread is good for.
____________
Floodbud

dude how dumb are you it was actually kind of entertaining.

[AKAnotu]

:i propose a thread where only tayo.uk can post so we can die laughing

:good idea, it would b-

was cuddle cannoned by

don't make me angry, you would't like me when i'm angry!

ONOZ!!THE APOCALYPSE COMETH!!ONE1111ELEVEN!!!ELEVENTYTWELVE!!!1111-
was squised by 's battlesuit

haha! ph3r my 1337 k0d37! I WILL BE AVENGED!!!!11!!!!

Bow chicka wow-wow

[Taiyo.uk]

-- bow chicka wow wow? Highrise, this must be highrise...

-- Ooh look lots of buttons! How I press them?
They respond to damage. --
-- Oh, ok. li3k this? *throw* ........................
z0mg!!1! --


-- What just happened there? It's as if we existed but didn't then suddenly existed here with memories of events that didn't happen because they were before time in this existance and stuff.
The universe exploded because the density of buttonspam was so high that gravity turned inside out. --
-- So where are we? Who are we? What is the purpose of our existence?
We are in the Nexus Corporation infusion plant. We have no other identity than "The Gibbage Liberation Front". The purpose of our existence is to liberate gibbage. --
-- Look, here come some humans on a recon mission, let's go pwn!
ROOOOAAAAAAAR! --

Oh noes! This place is infested! --
-- Go save yourselves! I'll keep them busy!
Noooooo! Jenkins! I promised your ma that I'll take care of you! --
-- Don't be a fool Jones! Run while you can!

...

-- Ooh, what have we here? An unarmoured human all alone. Jenkins isn't it?
yes --
-- Oh, you have a shiny thing. Yoink!

-- What's this?
It's his digital camera. Humans use them to capture still images. --
-- I feel twisted. Wanna take some snaps of me and this human then leave the camera somewhere the humans will find it?
Ok --

-- Jenkins, BEND OVER BITCH!!1!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! --
[censored]
*snap* *snap*
ROOOOAAAAAAR! -- [censored] -- YEEEEAAAAAAARRRG!!
Say cheese! *snap*
YOU LIKE THAT? AND THAT? AND THAT? -- [censored] -- AAARRG! NO! PLZ STOP! NO MORE!
-- *click* *snap*
YEAH! SCREAM FOR ME BITCH! -- [censored] -- NOOO!!! STOP THE PAIN! PLEEEAASSE! NO MOOOORE!
-- Only two shots left, give me one big finale!
*CHOMP* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
Perfect! -- *snap* *snap*

-- Now leave the camera close to the human base, they'll come looking for it.
kk --

...

-- Look! It's his camera, I wonder what's on it.
ZOMG!!1 I want you to promise me that you'll NEVER tell Jones that you found this, ok? --
-- Why?
Because it's full of pictures of the aliens raping Jenkins then eating him alive. --
-- Mmm kinky!
WHAT?! --
-- I mean oh that's terrible! I'll hide it so Jones won't find it.

Later on...

Jones --> -- omg! It's Jenkins' camera!

So then...

[treminator]

Taiyo breaks five word rule...

[Taiyo.uk]

THIS IS NOT THE FIVE WORD THREAD YOU NUBCAK0RZ!!1!1!!

[Glunnator]

:cry: people are ruining this thread... :cry:

[Taiyo.uk]

Aww don't be sad, here's a granger to cheer you up:

-- grr.

[Glunnator]

YEY! granger!

  -- Dude, stay AWAY from me!
who, me? --
  -- no, that guy trying to hug me all the time.
Yeah, that's me. --
  -- wait... what?
*grin* --
  -- oh, SHI-
  was squished by 's cuddle cannon's overload mode

[offtopic] If anyone noticed the uberleetninjadretch sprite, I made that myself!
And now, I think I'm gonna make some grangerranger sprites...   [/pfftopic]

Then, aliens hit s4...

[AKAnotu]

<go north
was pwned by a grue

stupid text based counter strike!

omg text based couner strike!!nographicsbutit'scounterstrikeomgomg!!!!
wait, exploding's still cliche
hmmmmmm
's teeth broke on a fishstick
darn ith i thould have chethcked ith's permeability firthd!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what
look at this!
<show camera
was pwned by a

stupid text based tremulous!

anyways, what is it?
look at this!
O          M             F         G
what? i haven't shown you the pictures on it yet!
it's a kodak F26854[insert random numbers here]
*turns on*
omg did this?