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Thorn


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« Reply #1080 on: June 24, 2007, 02:18:21 AM »


Granger Granger   Granger Granger Granger   Granger
Granger Granger Reactor Telenode Granger Battlesuit -- Halp...! Armoury Granger Granger
Granger Telenode Granger Medstat Granger Granger Granger
Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger   Granger Granger Granger   Granger
Granger Granger Reactor Telenode Granger Battlesuit -- Halp...! Armoury Granger Granger
Granger Telenode Granger Medstat Granger Granger Granger
Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger   Granger Granger Granger   Granger
Granger Granger Reactor Telenode Granger Battlesuit -- Halp...! Armoury Granger Granger
Granger Telenode Granger Medstat Granger Granger Granger
Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger
Granger Granger   Granger Granger Granger   Granger
Granger Granger Reactor Telenode Granger Battlesuit -- Halp...! Armoury Granger Granger
Granger Telenode Granger Medstat Granger Granger Granger
Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger
Granger Granger   Granger Granger Granger   Granger
Granger Granger Reactor Telenode Granger Battlesuit -- Halp...! Armoury Granger Granger
Granger Telenode Granger Medstat Granger Granger Granger
Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger


ITSA GRANGER FART TIME!
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« Reply #1081 on: June 24, 2007, 04:26:52 AM »

!kick thorn grangerspammer -- Dretch
!kick: Thorn was kicked, reason: Ubuntu
Granger -- Hey, guess what?
What? -- Dretch
Granger -- No clues, just have a guess.
Bush managed to construct a grammatically correct sentence without assistance? -- Dretch
Granger -- No, have another go!
Gates likes penguins in secret? -- Dretch
Granger -- No, one more guess!
I give up. -- Dretch
Granger -- P00NHAX!!1!
OMFG R U SERIUS!!1!!11-- Dretch
Granger -- Why yes, yes I am.
Z0MG!!!1! HE HAZ T3H P00N! -- Dretch
Human -- Did someone say P00NHAX?!
YEH HEZ GOTS P00NHAX!! -- Dretch
Human -- OMFG HE'S GOT P00NHAX!!11 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
AAARRRGG! T3H P00NHAX ARE COMMIN! -- Battlesuit
Tyrant -- NOOOOO! NOT THE P00NHAX!
ONOZ! ONOOOZ!!1! -- Basilisk
Marauder -- NEEEEIIIIIN!!! NICHT DER P00NHAX!!1

so then...
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HamStar


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Posts: 457


« Reply #1082 on: June 24, 2007, 01:08:38 PM »

Thorn came back with BIGGER POONHAX!!!
 Reactor -- Dudes...my POONHAX made me a reactor. Now you are all pwnt!
 Human -- omfg give us md powaa!!
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Fukacz


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The Tick Messiah


« Reply #1083 on: June 24, 2007, 05:40:24 PM »

Quote
Human -- omfg give us md powaa!!

 Reactor -- Nah, Fu!
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May the Spoon be with ya  !!!

SPOOOOOOON !!!
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« Reply #1084 on: June 24, 2007, 06:43:32 PM »

But then:


Reactor

Human -- get that granger off of our reactor!
Reactor was P00N3D by Granger 's P00NHAX
Granger -- P000000000N3D!!1!1!1!!1111
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Glunnator


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Posts: 871


« Reply #1085 on: June 25, 2007, 04:41:35 PM »

Then suddenly a fly got zapped into the past and bumped into himself creating a time paradox and then the universe exploded!!1!1!1
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HAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! Wink
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« Reply #1086 on: June 25, 2007, 04:43:33 PM »

Paradox? WHere?
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A_Total_noob


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« Reply #1087 on: June 25, 2007, 05:59:57 PM »

But in a parallel universe, far far away, a 'gretch' spawned
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lawl, people still play Tremulous ?
HamStar


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Posts: 457


« Reply #1088 on: June 25, 2007, 06:10:18 PM »

Adv Marauder -- OMFG is this a mod?
 Barricade -- Aye, tis benmachines, where you can play as anything!
 Marauder evolved into  Armoury
 Armoury -- ZOMG 1337!
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Glunnator


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« Reply #1089 on: June 25, 2007, 06:15:04 PM »

Dretch evolved into  Human
 Human -- but wait, how can we tell if we're on the same team or not?
 Armoury -- uuuh...

 Dragoon was killed by TEAMMATE Medstat
 Telenode was killed by TEAMMATE Granger
 Hive was killed by TEAMMATE Repeater
 Battlesuit was killed by TEAMMATE Grenade
 Cool was killed by TEAMMATE Acidtube
 Tyrant was killed by TEAMMATE Jetpack
 Turret was killed by TEAMMATE Reactor
 Granger was killed by TEAMMATE Booster
 Human -- holy sh-...
 Armoury -- :eek:
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« Reply #1090 on: June 25, 2007, 06:27:52 PM »

Human -- What is happening?!

Granger -- See, told ya I have P00NHAX!!1!

Human Marauder Helmet Dretch -- OMFG NOT THE P00NHAX!!!11! -- Tyrant Battlesuit Basilisk Human
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E-Mxp


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« Reply #1091 on: July 01, 2007, 08:12:58 PM »

And so the servers where full of noobs with hax and aimbots. But than....!!

SUPERL33T ADMINBattlesuit appeared!!
Battlesuit -- Let there be Non-Cheaters!!!
Helmet connected
Human connected
Dretch connected
Dragoon connected


Battlesuit -- Let them be Pro, and let the cheaters get Pwnd!!!

hacking Granger got Pro'd by Human
codecracking Dretch got Pro'd by Helmet
wallhacking Human got Pro'd by Dragoon
aimbotting Helmet got Pro'd by Dretch

Battlesuit -- Let the hackers be kicked!

hacking Granger got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"
codecracking Dretch got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"
wallhacking Human got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"
aimbotting Helmet got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"

Battlesuit -- Let the Non-cheaters be happy!!!

Helmet Human Dretch Dragoon --............yay

........And so, the servers has been saved from hackers
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« Reply #1092 on: July 01, 2007, 10:53:00 PM »

Defense Computer Dretch *hack* *type* *hexedit*
ROOOAAARRR! Whassup? -- Dragoon
Defense Computer Dretch -- GTFO n00b!
You h4x0ring trem servers again? -- Dragoon
Defense Computer Dretch -- omg stfu I'm busy!
What are you doing this time? Stealing GUIDs? Changing the ATCS texture set for goatse pics? -- Dragoon
Defense Computer Dretch -- If you must know I've written a bot. It's encapsulated as the payload of my virus. When the virus has spread to enough hosts there will be too many bots to ban and I will reign supreme!
What does the bot do? -- Dragoon
Defense Computer Dretch -- It connects, decons, spams, teamkills, bans all the admins, changes the rcon password to "ilovealiensexoohyes", infects all the player's boxen with more copies of itself, replaces their porn collection with Mandelbrot images, overwrites their BIOS with a disc scrambler, makes them listen to boyzone in public and seduces their grandmothers. Then it starts doing some real work.

So Dretch activated the bot, it spread across the intarwobs like wildfire, every server was pwnt and every tremstats page in the world listed "1337 |)Я37(|-|" as the top scorer.

...
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E-Mxp


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« Reply #1093 on: July 03, 2007, 04:57:13 PM »

Human -- My fellow Americans, today our land has been shocked by a presence of a virus. Scientists has concluded this virus has been created by our alien enemy. This virus deleted all our porn, not only on our harddisks, but also all the porn on the internet.

Helmet Battlesuit -- nO pORN!!!?Huh? nOOOOOOO!!!! pANIC!!!!

Human -- .....and I know that I speak for whole human rase...... Aliens..... If you are watching now...... Plz, give us back our porn!!!! Its not funny!!!! Plz!!!
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« Reply #1094 on: July 03, 2007, 05:12:09 PM »

whatcha gonna do? -- Granger
Defense Computer Dretch -- Well, I'm going to give the humans their porn.

later...
Defense Computer Helmet -- omg the aliens have returned our pr0ns!!!!1!!
omg! I'm gonna watch my favorite pr0n! -- Human
Helmet -- Eww all those people are like... stuck to the walls with slime and stuff
I don't remember it being this messy... omg there's aliens in it! -- Human
Helmet -- What's that tyrant doing?
Why has it got seven legs? -- Human
Helmet -- :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Defense Computer Dretch -- pwnt.
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Nux


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« Reply #1095 on: July 10, 2007, 04:23:34 PM »

Human -- Cheesy



Human -- Mmmm.. Bouncy! *drool*

What the hell are you doing? -- Helmet

Human -- Errr.. LOOK! The reactor is exploding!

The Reactor was Grenade'd by Human

[size=0]Explosion ash..[/size]Reactor[size=0]More Blast marks..[/size]

Human -- Oh right! No structure FF.. I'm a... I can explain..

Helmet -- huh? What? ah no, I don't care about that now. I'm busy watching this sexy pair of grangers bounce.



Helmet -- *drool* -- Human
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ShadowNinjaDudeMan


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« Reply #1096 on: July 10, 2007, 04:53:59 PM »


Granger

Wtf, granger babies, this calls for a granger swarm gif.
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My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!
HamStar


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Posts: 457


« Reply #1097 on: July 10, 2007, 04:58:21 PM »


Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger
Granger

 Adv Marauder -- Argh granger swarmz!
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« Reply #1098 on: July 11, 2007, 12:22:26 AM »

Dragoon -- Are you one of those furries?
No! -- Human
Dragoon -- o rly?
ya rly. -- Human
Dragoon -- Do you dress up in fursuits?
No. -- Human
Dragoon -- Do you go to furry conventions?
No. -- Human
Dragoon -- Do you have a VCL account?
No. -- Human
Dragoon -- Think about tentacles allot?
I AM NOT A FURRY!!1! -- Human
Dragoon -- Then why does that bouncing granger turn you on so much?
omg... IT DOESN'T HAVE FUR!! -- Human

Human
Dragoon

...

Human
Dragoon  -- What?


Human -- So.... Can we...
OMG NO!!! -- Dragoon

Human was chomped by Dragoon


At the human base...

Human -- Can I use the DC?
I'm rather busy right now. I need to complete this new targeting algorithm. -- Helmet Defense Computer
Human -- I'll only take a minute.
Ok, but I need it back ASAP. -- Helmet Defense Computer
Human -- kewel.

Human Defense Computer  --
Code:
[l33tboi@redronet]$ naabirc
naabirc > join #tremfur
chanserv: You have joined #tremfur
l33tboi: I saw bouncing granger 2day 8D
g00nluv: omg cute!
7yr4n7: wow
l33tboi: didn't get to yiff it though :(
7yr4n7: aww... u can go 2 t3h rsrch labs for sum alien lovin
g00nluv: ya all t3h eggheads are pervz they only work there 4 alien yiff
7yr4n7: xept 4 dis wun guy who wuznt but he g0t pwnd by maras
g00nluv: lololololoooool!
l33tboi: i go ther i need moar creds ...and sum aliens  lolz!

AHEM. -- Helmet

so then...
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gareth


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« Reply #1099 on: July 13, 2007, 05:55:31 PM »

nothing happened, for a very long time.

then something did happen.

 Granger Granger Granger
 Granger :eek:  Granger
 Granger Granger Granger
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AKAnotu


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Spoony Bard


« Reply #1100 on: July 13, 2007, 06:36:23 PM »

omg necromancer appeared
you are doomed


Zombie Zombie tonberry necromancer  zombie tonberry zombie

                   you  ,              some guy from your village         ,       a chick with amnesia    

what will you do?
>fight
magic
defend
item
flee
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E-Mxp


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« Reply #1101 on: July 13, 2007, 07:46:35 PM »

[offtopic]ONOES!! Story game is DIEINg!!! Post more!!![/offtopic]

[health]100-------------------:dragoon:
[exp]189/420----------------[health]200
Human------------------------------[exp]892/900

>fight
magic
defend
item
flee

Human did [hp: -32] damage to Dragoon with his rifle

Dragoon used Item: Granger


Human was distracted by the hopping Granger
Human gained [exp: +208] for cuddling a granger
Dragoon chomps Human [hp: -43]
Dragoon chomps Human again [hp: -23]

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]397/420----------------[health]168
Human------------------------------[exp]892/900

Human used Item: Granger-doll
Human gained [exp: +195] for cuddling a grangerdoll
Human reached [level: 35]
Human: [hp: 33] [exp: 172/800] [level: 35]
Human is evolving!!!

Human evolved to Helmet!!

Helmet did [hp: -174] to Dragoon with his chaingun
Dragoon died

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]172/800----------------[health]-6
Human------------------------------[exp]892/900

Human gained [exp: +500] for pwning a Dragoon
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AKAnotu


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Spoony Bard


« Reply #1102 on: July 13, 2007, 11:39:59 PM »

Quote from: "E-Mxp"

Helmet did [hp: -174] to Dragoon with his chaingun
Dragoon died

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]172/800----------------[health]-6
Human------------------------------[exp]892/900

Human gained [exp: +500] for pwning a Dragoon
omg he lost his helmet lol
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AKAnotu


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Spoony Bard


« Reply #1103 on: July 13, 2007, 11:46:26 PM »

Battlesuit wait a minute, what happened to the tonberries?
Helmet the granger  got em
Battlesuit GAUGHSTABBED
Helmet whoops
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Nux


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Posts: 1738


« Reply #1104 on: July 14, 2007, 01:07:50 PM »

Quote from: "AKAnotu"
Quote from: "E-Mxp"

Helmet did [hp: -174] to Dragoon with his chaingun
Dragoon died

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]172/800----------------[health]-6
Human------------------------------[exp]892/900

Human gained [exp: +500] for pwning a Dragoon
omg he lost his helmet lol


That's alright, he can always evolve another one.
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« Reply #1105 on: July 14, 2007, 03:57:42 PM »

Dragoon -- What are you doing?
I am writing a website. -- Dretch Defense Computer
Dragoon -- Not another pr0n site I hope.
No, this is called "i can has humanburger?", it's a website about lolaliens. -- Dretch Defense Computer
Dragoon -- lolaliens?
Like this: -- Dretch Defense Computer


It's another distraction tactic. The haos redro network will be saturated with ICHB traffic, the humans will all be looking at ICHB, and we will attack when they are most vulnerable. -- Dretch Defense Computer
Dragoon -- Good idea. What's the plan?
I've just uploaded the website. We will attack in six hours time, just as soon as... as... What? -- Dretch Defense Computer
Dragoon -- *snicker* *chuckle* nothin! *giggle*
What's so funny? -- Dretch Defense Computer
Dragoon -- *giggle* *chortle* nevermind! *giggle*
TELL ME OR I'LL DELETE YOUR PR0NS! -- Dretch Defense Computer
Dragoon -- *giggle* this:


:evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil: -- Dretch Defense Computer
Dragoon -- lol pwnt!
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Sage


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« Reply #1106 on: July 15, 2007, 08:16:16 PM »

Human -why ur back is pink?
 Dragoon -cuz im gay and im gonna rape ya!
 Human just got uber rape with Dragoon
:<
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HamStar


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Posts: 457


« Reply #1107 on: July 15, 2007, 08:20:26 PM »

Barricade --I'm tired of having nades "dropped on me by accident". I wish there was some kind of anti nade thing on me Sad
 Human -- With Cillit Bang no grenade will ever be dropped on you again!
 Barricade buys Cillit Bang
 Barricade  Grenade  Grenade  Grenade
 Barricade was destroyed
 Barricade -- OMG J00 LIED!
 Human -- Heh heh heh....
 Human  Grenade
 Human blew himself up
 Human -- Codsarnit!
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Sage


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« Reply #1108 on: July 15, 2007, 08:21:54 PM »

Quote from: "HamStar"
Barricade --I'm tired of having nades "dropped on me by accident". I wish there was some kind of anti nade thing on me Sad
 Human -- With Cillit Bang no grenade will ever be dropped on you again!
 Barricade buys Cillit Bang
 Barricade  Grenade  Grenade  Grenade
 Barricade was destroyed
 Barricade -- OMG J00 LIED!
 Human -- Heh heh heh....
 Human  Grenade
 Human blew himself up
 Human -- Codsarnit!

cilit bang^^
 Human howdy Mathew
 Helmet hello Andrew
 Human and Helmet talking...Suddenly!The Granger hidden out behind Human  and  started saying somethink in alien's language then  Helmet killed Human cause he thought he is alien:(. Human
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n00b pl0x


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« Reply #1109 on: July 15, 2007, 08:33:18 PM »

hi

*smiley spam*

*post count +1*

bye
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