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Author Topic: why do you hurt friend mara  (Read 8950 times)
kharnov
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« on: March 06, 2010, 10:00:10 PM »

this is friend mara


pictured: friend

it has come to my attention recently that many of you enjoy shooting at friend mara, and would like friend mara to be norfed to make it easier to shoot at friend mara. this is barbaric and unacceptable. friend mara comes from a culture with a long tradition of jumping off walls, biting people's heads off, and zapping them to death. of course, racist humans find it necessary to impose their cultural absolutism on everything they don't understand, and because of this they justify their cruel treatment of friend mara.

remember that not all pain is visible. the quake3 engine does not allow for friend mara to cry, and thus we must feel his pain for him. we must feel his pain until the suffering ends.

thank you.
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2010, 10:22:17 PM »

Please remember that friend mara tastes great when barbecued and eaten with green beans and potatoes.
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2010, 10:37:57 PM »

But mara does cry.  Huh?
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2010, 12:37:44 AM »

I support this cause.
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2010, 10:02:21 AM »

He be firm, yo.
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2010, 10:05:59 AM »

MARA IS FIRM.
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2010, 05:58:06 PM »

Please remember that friend mara tastes great when barbecued and eaten with green beans and potatoes.

Serves 4 and a doggy bag.
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2010, 04:06:11 AM »

Kharnov, go back to your dark corner in the basement, NOW.
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2010, 06:04:56 AM »

I, kharnov, will never hurt a mara, for mara is friend mara, and any references to mara in this document indicate friend mara.

I. Mara cannot be shot at. Mara cannot be hurt by any means, direct or indirect. I will never allow mara to come into harm.
II. If I see a teammate hurting mara, I will discipline said teammate. This teammate will have three such infractions before a summary execution.
III. If in any way I can help mara, I will assist mara. If mara cannot reach a high spot, I will let mara sit on my head while I ferry him up with a jetpack. If mara does not want to get wet I will wade across the water with mara on my back.
IV. I will promote cultural understanding on behalf of mara, who cannot talk. I will ensure that all understand his suffering.
V. I will feel mara's pain until the day it ends. Every time mara is shot, I will feel it. Every time mara is killed, I will /kill.

Signed, the undersigned.
-- kharnov
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2010, 05:16:47 AM »

whatever happened to friend granger.   give friend granger its home back.
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2010, 01:50:43 PM »

I love the irony of his random quote being "I was eaten by friend mara" when I read his post.
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 10:02:37 PM »

Stop hurting friend mara, buy vaseline.
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 11:22:00 PM »

whatever happened to friend granger.   give friend granger its home back.

Let's use the hovel as a cannon that shoots out any alien that enters into it  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2010, 11:22:58 AM »

whatever happened to friend granger.   give friend granger its home back.

Let's use the hovel as a cannon that shoots out any alien that enters into it  Wink

My idea: Hovel can be equipped by grangers so dretches can enter it and be fired at people  Cool
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2010, 06:55:12 PM »

Jajaja.
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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2010, 05:51:33 PM »

Join the Mara Wildfund and Cultural Preserve Foundation. Membership five bucks. For six you get a badge that glows in the dark. Do teh mara dance to show your support!
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« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2010, 12:45:30 AM »

I have confession to make.  I am addicted to has shotting friend mara.   Cry
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« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2010, 12:31:36 AM »

I herd u liek maras?
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« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2010, 04:36:43 PM »

I, kharnov, will never hurt a mara, for mara is friend mara, and any references to mara in this document indicate friend mara.

I. Mara cannot be shot at. Mara cannot be hurt by any means, direct or indirect. I will never allow mara to come into harm.
II. If I see a teammate hurting mara, I will discipline said teammate. This teammate will have three such infractions before a summary execution.
III. If in any way I can help mara, I will assist mara. If mara cannot reach a high spot, I will let mara sit on my head while I ferry him up with a jetpack. If mara does not want to get wet I will wade across the water with mara on my back.
IV. I will promote cultural understanding on behalf of mara, who cannot talk. I will ensure that all understand his suffering.
V. I will feel mara's pain until the day it ends. Every time mara is shot, I will feel it. Every time mara is killed, I will /kill.

Signed, the undersigned.
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« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2010, 07:00:37 AM »

Friend Mara needs to steal Tyrants Cool glasses if he had those no human could bring themselves to shoot him.
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« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2010, 08:44:49 AM »

Friend Mara needs to steal Tyrants Cool glasses if he had those no human could bring themselves to shoot him.

What if the humans get jealous?
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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2010, 01:39:42 AM »

Friend Mara needs to steal Tyrants Cool glasses if he had those no human could bring themselves to shoot him.

What if the humans get jealous?

If the humans get jealous and retaliate, then the mara will retaliate on their retaliation and protect the sanctity of its Ridiculously Awesome Cool Glasses.
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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2010, 04:44:15 AM »

remember that not all pain is visible. the quake3 engine does not allow for friend mara to cry, and thus we must feel his pain for him. we must feel his pain until the suffering ends.

thank you.

Amen, brother.

Though, in my experience, it's usually Friend Mara whose CAUSING the suffering. Still, I'm sure he feels just awful about it.

FRIEND MARA FUN FACTS:

- Adv Marauder Friend Mara can smell fear. He can also smell cookies.

- Adv Marauder Chainguns are Friend Mara's least favorite form of chain.

- Adv Marauder Friend Mara's most favorite form of chain is the one that goes ZAP!

- Adv Marauder Every time a B-suit groans, Friend Mara gets his wings.
 
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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2010, 04:04:16 AM »

What the humans get jealous for ? Undecided Undecided
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« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2010, 12:29:28 AM »

What the humans get jealous for ? Undecided Undecided


What would the humans NOT get jealous of? It's the god damn friend mara. Bask in its glory.
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« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2010, 04:27:06 AM »

I think friend mara's model need to be updated so he can have incredibly stupid glasses(and be awesome!)
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« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2010, 05:55:31 AM »

What would the humans NOT get jealous of? It's the god damn friend mara. Basilisk in its glory.

There, fixed that for ya.
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« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2010, 05:22:41 AM »

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FEEL HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING BE HIS PAL
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« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2010, 01:05:36 PM »

They shoot at friend mara.
They never hit friend mara.
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« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2010, 03:23:17 PM »

FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
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FEEL HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING BE HIS PAL

OR IF YOU ARE DEVOTED ENOUGH YOU MAY APPLY FOR THE TRIPLE TAG MEMBERSHIP TO PROMOTE FRIEND MARA

[F.MARA][F.MARA][F.MARA]NAME

FEEL HIS SUFFERING AND SPREAD THE WORD TO UNRELATED GAMES AS WELL.
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