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Annihilation
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« on: January 29, 2009, 07:29:09 AM » |
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Dear clanless people, Unfortunately since the evil low calorie beer and genderless duo stole AoD's precious sea, we are in desperate need of someone to fill in her position. Here is a list of qualifications you must meet. 1. You must be under the age of 15 and over the age of 12. 2. You must be or pretend to be female. 3. You must be innocent. 4. You must not sleep with leon. 5. You must be willing to provide sexual favors in return for our members performing well in scrims. The benefits of the position are as follows. 1. You don't have to work sundays or thursdays. 2. You get free corrutpion from the adult males in the clan. 3. You get dental care. 4. You get all the free candy you want. 5. You get free rides in our purple bus. Please all interested applicants head over to http://aod.the-deftclan.com/ and fill out an application. We look forward to hearing from you. People we have our eye are on to fill this position are Dragula, Yarou, Duck, Khasla, and Evlesoa's brother. |
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Urcscumug
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 08:53:46 AM » |
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May I point out that requirement #3 will soon be nullified by #5. And requirement #5 makes all the benefits look dirty (3 and 5 in particular).
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Sea Of Eternity
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 10:24:49 AM » |
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why powa why :<
i sed i was sorry Dx
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Kaine
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 10:30:18 AM » |
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Cute.
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Sea Of Eternity
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 10:32:01 AM » |
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Kaine
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2009, 10:34:09 AM » |
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Previous post directed @ OP. You're fine, it's why we snagged you.  |
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 10:39:13 AM » |
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im sorry powa and all of aod :< i've already explained my reasons >_< also  <-- dragon eats  |
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Kaine
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2009, 10:42:42 AM » |
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You mean "Draygon," amiright? (And I don't mean Soldier...)
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Sea Of Eternity
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 10:44:00 AM » |
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duck-o-destruction
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2009, 01:36:46 PM » |
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People we have our eye are on to fill this position are Dragula, Yarou, Duck, Khasla, and Evlesoa's brother.
Unfortunately, I am in a clan, and I don't intend on Quitting. |
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Yarou
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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2009, 02:02:12 PM » |
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Attempt @ being funny, -1.
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Annihilation
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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2009, 04:35:53 PM » |
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Attempt @ being funny, -1.
Hmm that puts me at what -18? I should keep going. @ sea - this was a joke for ozz since he said on aim "damn now I need another young person to keep me inline." |
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2009, 04:46:58 PM » |
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this was a joke for ozz since he said on aim "damn now I need another young person to keep me inline."
Sexual favors optional. Completely out of context but funny as hell, though its probably one of those "funny-if-you-were-there" things. |
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Annihilation
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2009, 04:52:03 PM » |
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this was a joke for ozz since he said on aim "damn now I need another young person to keep me inline."
Sexual favors optional. Completely out of context but funny as hell, though its probably one of those "funny-if-you-were-there" things. Thread is definately full of inside jokes. ftw. |
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2009, 07:30:57 PM » |
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* Winter threw a mango at Powa  |
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« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2009, 09:48:20 PM » |
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IM 17 CAN I STILL JOIN ANI BRO DUDE PLZ
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POWA SUKC AT TRMELUS
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« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2009, 09:55:01 PM » |
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only way you'll ever join AoD is if you supply bacon to Ozzy's fat ass.
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IabzO.o
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« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2009, 10:11:16 PM » |
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only way you'll ever join AoD is if you supply bacon to Ozzy's fat ass.
Attempt @ being funny, -1.
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« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2009, 10:37:11 PM » |
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You know Iabz, that goes both ways. Capslock is not particularly endearing either.
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Annihilation
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« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2009, 10:52:46 PM » |
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I love you guys.
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« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2009, 10:59:14 PM » |
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Damn well better have been sarcasm.
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« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2009, 02:09:20 AM » |
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"i would shit on u than smash ur face in. go cut soem weed bitch. faggot. go smoek ur shit" - (><)FreaK  |
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IabzO.o
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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2009, 02:34:03 AM » |
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You know Iabz, that goes both ways. Capslock is not particularly endearing either.
I don't understand, I was just putting my favourites quotes of the thread inside my post, to show those guys that I appreciate what they're writing. |
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Sea Of Eternity
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2009, 06:54:26 AM » |
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I love you guys.
Powa <3 nao? plzzz :< |
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Annihilation
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« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2009, 07:06:03 AM » |
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I love you guys.
Powa <3 nao? plzzz :< <3 @ Iabz, if you can act like a 13 year old I might consider talking to ozzy about it. |
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« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2009, 10:25:58 AM » |
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Urcscumug
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« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2009, 11:56:26 AM » |
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And you do realise he meant a 13 year old girl, Iabz.
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« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2009, 05:09:42 PM » |
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Notice to all skilled tremulous nerds: ... join AoD ... you ... fat ass.
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« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2009, 06:19:56 PM » |
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« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2009, 06:24:02 PM » |
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The benefits of the position are as follows.
1. You don't have to work Sundays or Thursdays.
2. You get free corruption from the adult males in the clan.
3. You get dental care.
4. You get all the free candy you want.
5. You get free rides in our purple bus. No free cake? .... Cheap bastards, what a rip. >.> |
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